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In 1974, something terrifying began happening to cattle across the Nebraska countryside. Fifty years later, a Diet Coke-fueled late-night radio host returns to the story, broadcasting live as she investigates the mystery from a trailer in the middle of nowhere. What begins as a deep dive into alien conspiracies, rural folklore, and mutilated cows slowly spirals into something stranger, funnier, and far more dangerous.
Originally Developed at The Elysian Theater’s Spaghetti Festival, 2026.
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