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When 18th century London’s preeminent team of climbing boys take on the capital’s most deadly chimney, they died. Then, this lot was hired.
In this pitch-black, soot-caked, disease-riddled-and-rotted absurdist comedic fumble, the Law Offices of MOWS explores the untold story of literal kids in the walls.
Come prepared to participate in a nightmarish dream ballet of brotherhood, needle men, and SWEEPS!
Kaylin Mahoney, Alison Ormsby, Gwenmarie White, and Tillie Steele met at The Clown School in 2024, made a blood oath a month later, and agreed to go into business together as successful lawyers at law.
They developed their first show in 2025, a multimedia black metal clown fever dream called Nekrotik Inanna, which debuted at the Elysian’s Spaghetti Festival.
As the Elysian’s 2026 Company in Residence, The Law Offices will continue developing Nekrotik Inanna, the first in their repertoire of “Four Brothers” shows, on the main stage periodically throughout the year. In addition, every month in The Vault, they’ll debut a new set of disturbing (and probably kissing) brothers until something sticks.
If you are seeking legal representation, find The Law Offices online @thelawofficesofmows.
*Doors open 15 minutes before showtime*
Seating begins 15 minutes before showtime, there is NO LATE SEATING you may lose their seat(s) to the standby line without refunds.
Seating is general admission - seats are available on a first come first serve basis, from the front of the theater to the back. If you want to sit closer, be sure to arrive earlier.
We will have a standby line for sold out shows 30 minutes before doors open. If there are no-shows that create open seats, we will be able to sell additional tickets.
In the event of a sold out show, ticketholders who arrive 30 minutes after show start may lose their seats to the standby line. No refunds.
*Lineup subject to change* TICKETS ARE NON-TRANSFERABLE | We do NOT honor tickets through third party sellers.