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John Newspaper (inventor of the newspaper) teaches his son about New Year's Resolutions. As their Christmas Tree ages and a merger offer from his once-rival Thomas Tabloid comes in, John gets a warning from ghosts of New Year's Future! Will Newspaper merge with Tabloid?! Find out in this 9 person Clown Musical! (This is a New Year's Version of "A John Newspaper Christmas Carol".)

Featuring:

Athena Reddy as John Newspper @sirathena 
Kevin Chu as Thomas Tabloid @annoyingtwinkofficial
Danelle VonVisger as Roderick the Newsie @danelleisme
Michael Colby as The Tree @thetastyman
Julia Rose as Edith Newspaper (my beautiful dead wife!) @juliaistheman
Alex Derderian as (a surprise character) @tiredjustwakeup
Dominic Ciccodicola as Lysander Pamphlet @heydom99
Helen Park as TechnoLucifer @helen_blerk
Frank Reed as The Ghost of 2025 @thefrankreed

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*Doors open 15 minutes before showtime*

-Seating begins 15 minutes before showtime, there is NO LATE SEATING. -Seating is general admission - seats are available on a first come first serve basis, from the front of the theater to the back. If you want to sit closer, be sure to arrive earlier. -Shows start no later than 10 MINUTES after the scheduled show time. -We will have a standby line for sold out shows 30 minutes before doors open. If there are no-shows that create open seats, we will be able to sell additional tickets. -In the event of a sold out show, ticketholders who arrive 30 minutes after show start may lose their seats to the standby line. No refunds. *Lineup subject to change *No item minimum *TICKETS ARE NON-TRANSFERABLE | We do NOT honor tickets through third party sellers.