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I Don't Wanna Scare You

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Andrew Farmer has been getting in trouble for telling scary stories since he was a Catholic School kindergartener with a Vincent Price haircut. Now, he's woven together some of his favorite ghostly encounters into a cozy evening of spine-tingling fun, sure to make you gasp, laugh and maybe sleep with the lights on afterwards. Because while Andrew may not want to scare you, that doesn't mean he won't.

Directed by Andrew Neisler, Media Design by Stivo Arnoczy, Scenic and Lighting Design by Christopher Bowser and Andrew Neisler, Sound Design by Alex Duncker, Original Music by Chris Ryan

*This show will be filmed


Andrew Farmer is a gay, disabled writer/comedian who has performed at The Museum of Modern Art, Joe’s Pub and all the finest basements in New York and LA. He was selected as a "New Face" at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, and is a frequent guest on shows like Crooked Media's "Lovett or Leave It, "Mega The Podcast" and EarWolf's "The Neighborhood Listen." TV writing credits include Miracle Workers, Praise Petey & Best Foot Forward. He’s developed projects with Universal, CBS and National Lampoon and is a recipient of The Jonathan Larson Grant for Musical Theater. With SNL head writer Anna Drezen, he hosts the podcast Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod, described by Vulture as “hilarious, impressive & weird,” which he plans to put on his tombstone.


Doors at 7:00pm, show starts at 7:30pm

Seating begins 15 minutes before showtime, there is NO LATE SEATING. Seating is general admission - seats are available on a first come first serve basis, from the front of the theatre to the back. If you want to sit closer, be sure to arrive earlier.

Shows start no later than 10 MINUTES after the scheduled show time.

We will have a standby line for sold out shows 30 minutes before doors open. If there are no-shows that create open seats, we will be able to sell additional tickets. 


Lineup subject to change 

No item minimum 

TICKETS ARE NON-TRANSFERABLE | We do NOT honor tickets through third party sellers.

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