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The Elysian Theater Presents Diamond Family Records Presenting: Benjamin Jaffe's Presentation of: A Soothing Scene
A mostly music show meant to foster a deep sense of joy and belonging. Benjamin Jaffe will perform new and old musics and feature new and old performers attempting to add one more pretty little square to the collective quilt of our shared culture.
*SOLD OUT* Bad Student Film Fest
Filmmakers showcase the first (and worst) films they ever made. We share a big cathartic laugh as we come to terms with the past and cringe our way through the night. BSFF is equal parts film festival, comedy show and group therapy. After two blocks of short films, all are welcome to join a laid-back afterparty with ridiculous awards and casual networking.
Block 1: 6:30 PM
Block 2: 8:30 PM
This event is restricted to ages 18+
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed! Every Saturday @ Midnight.
The Pat Pat Club (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Improvised jazz and improvised comedy come crashing together in one raucous nights that’ll have all the fat cats saying “oooweeeee”!
*SOLD OUT* The Apartment
Short form idiots try a long form format.
*lineup subject to change
**formerly Whose Line is it Anywho?
*SOLD OUT* Wilson & Culhane & Michaelis
From the minds of Lou Wilson, Jeremy Culhane, and Vic Michaelis comes the unthinkable: a show that transcends the written word so completely, it can only be translated through the incandescent ejecta of a supernova. A feast for the eyes and imagination so decadent, your retinas may require insulin.
Also, improv.
*SOLD OUT* Wilson & Culhane & Michaelis
From the minds of Lou Wilson, Jeremy Culhane, and Vic Michaelis comes the unthinkable: a show that transcends the written word so completely, it can only be translated through the incandescent ejecta of a supernova. A feast for the eyes and imagination so decadent, your retinas may require insulin.
Also, improv.
Sick in the Head w/ Dr. Shiv
Actor, comedian and used-to-be doctor, Shiv (Dr. Shiv) interviews one real person from the audience to share their story of what made them sick in the head, and then Shiv and his friends turn it into improv, stand-up, characters, and more. Come sick and leave sicker!
THE Hypnosis Improv Show
The only improv show where you are the star! Join Master Hypnotist Artoun Nazareth and his Lovely Assistant Austin Williams as the audience is welcomed onto the stage to be hypnotized and do improv with some of the biggest names in comedy today.
Night Shift: A Sketch Comedy Show
Westerly Theater Group proudly presents NIGHT SHIFT, a one-night-only sketch comedy show featuring new work written and performed by LA's next generation of comedic voices.
Cast: Liza Babin, Jack Greenberg, DaMya Gurley, Trace Guzmán, Madi Hart, Dani Lyle, Kezie Nwachukwu, Sila Puhl, John Rosenbluth, James Werner
Directed by: Lukas Cox & Kezie Nwachukwu
*lineup subject to change
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch *EARLY EDITION!*
THIS PERFORMANCE OF THE TOMORROW SHOW IS AT 9:30 PM!!
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed!
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Sister Bernadette Runs the Light
Sister Bernadette, an earnest nun searching for her purpose, takes the stage at an open mic for her first-ever stand-up set. As she stumbles through jokes and confessions, she begins to question who she is beyond the habit… but will this leap of faith reveal what she’s been searching for all along?
Bluebird Improv
Bluebird is a collective of comedians performing a completely improvised experience. Bluebird uses a short series of audience conversations to inspire the spontaneous, unhinged and beautifully hilarious comedy mayhem.
Caroline and Jack present "The Show”
Caroline and Jack have curated a stunning comedic evening filled with live bits, audience interaction, and even an improvised play. You'll get to see Jack as a filmmaker doing a Q+A with the audience, Caroline as a live typewriter poet, and much more. It will be a night you will never forget.
Drunk Black History
The critically acclaimed Drunk Black History show returns to the "City of Angels" to highlight more Black History stories!
Featuring a stellar lineup of comedians, podcasters, writers, and experts who are hilariously tipsy while recounting the stories of overlooked figures and moments in Black history, this isn't your typical history lesson. Expect laughs, unexpected twists, and fascinating facts about how Black culture has shaped the world. It's the Daily Show meets Drunk History with a live audience!
Robot Karaoke
ROBOT KARAOKE is a live comedy show with songs you know and new lyrics no one ever has sung. Our custom system, THE WEIRD ALGORITHM, rewrites karaoke classics syllable-for-syllable using fragments of the internet.
We might sing OKCUPID PROFILES to the tune of "I WILL SURVIVE", NEGATIVE REVIEWS OF CANDY LAND to the tune of "SAY IT AIN'T SO", or any combination of song and text in the catalog.
At the main stage show (7:30pm), special guests from the music, entertainment and advanced karaoke research industries will bravely test the limits of the human mind's capacity for chaos.
At the late show (9pm), we'll migrate next door to the Skunk Room and open the stage to audience requests until closing time.
Come ready to sing. Leave ready to transcend the physical plane as a being of pure karaoke information.
Menarche: A Pubescent Odyssey
An experimental comedy show portraying the grotesque nature of female puberty told through the structure of a play. A series of sketches, musical numbers, and a singular standup performance depicting the chilling path to womanhood. Woven together by nods to classic literature, philosophy, the Gen Z zeitgeist, and personal testimonies.
Marty Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
Kevin Grossman stars as Marty Scorsese, a filmmaker whose upcoming picture Taxi Driver is threatened with cuts due to the studio's fear of an X rating, sending Marty on a drug, alcohol, pill popping rage fueled binge at his bungalow on Mulholland. Marty's solution? Kill the executive threatening to massacre his masterpiece. Marty's friends - Brian De Palma, Steve Spielberg and Big John Milius - come to Marty to talk him down to Earth.
A full length play written and directed by Drew Hanks.
Featuring Garrett Coffey, Isabelle Gillette, Jake Squire, Wyatt Fair, Mani Yarosh, Barry Del Sherman, Ross Gallo, and more!
Inspired by New Hollywood Myth.
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed! Every Saturday @ Midnight.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Honey Drops the Hour
Comedians Audrey Garrett and Elika Kaplan of sketch duo Honey, Drop It premier their sketch hour at The Elysian. They come bearing gifts of their most prized sketches, characters, and insights!! This is the final stop of their national sketch comedy tour, so bring your loved ones, rice, and roses. They will be arriving by boat at the harbors of Santa Monica. They dock at sunrise. They perform at 7:30pm. See you there!!
Stand Up and Clown
"HOTTEST TICKET IN LA COMEDY" - KCRW
"THE FATHER OF MODERN CLOWN IN LA" - THE LAIST
Yes, Heated Rivalry fans -- this is THAT Chad Damiani!
Come see him live direct six comics through a dazzling production of the award-winning clown play PIRATES OF NOWHERE.
Will these comics abandon their cheap tricks and bad habits -- and give the audience the dumbest and most epic performance of their lives? Or crumble under the ruthless pressure of the one-and-only Clown Boss?
It's the Cruelest Show in Clown.
Young Storytellers: After Dark
Friends of Young Storytellers and the Elysian come together for laughs and also to raise money to support our programs! Featuring Aparna Nancherla, Fabrizio Guido, Tien Tran, and more.
Young Storytellers is an arts education nonprofit in LA that helps young people explore, discover, and express their own unique story and share it with others.
Soft Animal
Soft Animal is a psychedelic clown odyssey about the rise of life on earth to the fall of human civilization. A zoological existential-meltdown, it follows the arc of evolution from amoeba to Luigi Mangione. Part Darwin, part Jim Carrey, fully unhinged and relatable.
Content Warning: Gunshot sounds, fake nudity, mention of suicidal ideation
Show restricted to ages 18+
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed! Every Saturday @ Midnight.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Brendan Scannell: The Abyss
Back in LA after a full Edinburgh Fringe run and 9 sold out shows at The Vault and Hollywood Fringe ("Top of Fringe" and "Solo Theatre" Noms 20206). Part stand-up, part surreal deep dive in a sinking submersible, The Abyss is an hour-long descent to the depths of Brendan’s brain, where his mother is a life coach obsessed with death, his brother is communing spiritually with Gwyneth Paltrow, and his inner child is a total asshole. Directed by Emily Olcott and Produced by Cara Christian.
Learn more at brendanscannell.com
*SOLD OUT* Caller ID
After a sellout run at the 2026 Spaghetti Fest, Caller ID is back in a secret room at the Elysian!
Caller ID is an immersive telephone play for one person. You enter a room filled with old technology, books, and a landline telephone. On a desk, you see missed call slips. Do you call them back or wait to see what happens?
Brendan Scannell: The Abyss
Back in LA after a full Edinburgh Fringe run and 9 sold out shows at The Vault and Hollywood Fringe ("Top of Fringe" and "Solo Theatre" Noms 20206). Part stand-up, part surreal deep dive in a sinking submersible, The Abyss is an hour-long descent to the depths of Brendan’s brain, where his mother is a life coach obsessed with death, his brother is communing spiritually with Gwyneth Paltrow, and his inner child is a total asshole. Directed by Emily Olcott and Produced by Cara Christian. Learn more at brendanscannell.com
Fuck This Month (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
FUCK THIS MONTH is a monthly improv comedy show that aims to cure your misery by turning your shitty month into improv comedy. Toast this garbage month off by throwing up your middle finger and sharing what made it suck so royally. A cast of veteran comedians will take your stories of woe and spin them into comedy gold.
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed! Every Saturday @ Midnight.
Dead Pilots Society (In Person & Video On Demand)
In Dead Pilots Society, scripts that were developed by studios and networks but were never produced are given the table reads they deserve.
Presented by Andrew Reich (Friends; Born Innocent: The Redd Kross Story) and Ben Blacker (Thrilling Adventure Hour; The Writers Panel).
Yeti or Not!
Yeti or Not, here we come!
Yeti is one of LA’s premier improv teams and is also a group of biological siblings. Each show features two unique halves, one of them based on stories from our audience. Get ready for an evening of unparalleled unique fun inspired by you! Are you YETI for a good time?
Featuring:
Ally Beardsley, Devin Field, Victoria Longwell, Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama, Talia Tabin, Lou Wilson, Jacob Wysocki
*lineup subject to change*
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Spell Checc: A Spelling Bee Gameshow!
Watch world-class comedians from Saturday Night Live, Dropout, Netflix, America’s Got Talent, and more compete in a spelling bee-meets-try-not-to-laugh showdown!
The rules are simple: Spell words to earn points—but if you laugh or break, you lose points. Each round gets harder, funnier, and more unhinged. Come cheer on LA’s funniest spellers— and if you’re feeling bold, you (yes, YOU!) can volunteer to spell live on stage!
Caller ID
After a sellout run at the 2026 Spaghetti Fest, Caller ID is back in a secret room at the Elysian!
Caller ID is an immersive telephone play for one person. You enter a room filled with old technology, books, and a landline telephone. On a desk, you see missed call slips. Do you call them back or wait to see what happens?
Time's Arrow 2
Back by popular demand! Song Lab and The Elysian present Time’s Arrow 2!
Our show blends live music, set design, interactive projection mapping, real-time camera loops, and physical clowning. Part rock concert and part surrealist art installation, Time’s Arrow invites audiences to step through the doors of "Flo’s Beach Hotel" and follow a band of BMX kids in an ambitious, mind-bending examination of human identity set in the ruins of beachy childhood memories.
Pot Hot
Pot Hot, a homegrown All-Asian variety comedy show, is back and stronger than ever!
Katie and Erika Throw the Perfect Back to School Party (IN PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Pencils. Folders. Three boxes of tissues to share with the class. It's time to pack your lunch and celebrate back to school with Katie and Erika—and don't worry, absolutely nothing will go wrong! Laservision Productions presents a variety show of educational proportions.
Biz Baz
Bizarre Bazaar is Elysian Theater’s staple variety show, featuring L.A.’s dumbest clowns, smartest stand-ups, sexiest dancers, and any other freaky folk ready to strut their stuff.
Hosted by Ian Bratschie and co-produced with the Elysian's Creative Director and Head Booker Jessica Kelley, Biz Baz pairs major comedy names experimenting with bold new material alongside the best clowns in town with music, juggling, dance, magic, and unexpected performance acts.
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch *EARLY EDITION!*
THIS PERFORMANCE OF THE TOMORROW SHOW IS AT 9:30 PM!!
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed!
Bellingham Bay
Katherine made up a multi-season 90s TV show in her head.
Yearning! Town Secrets! Nostalgia!
BELLINGHAM BAY, 1992.
Father Peter, a young priest, arrives in the close-knit Pacific Northwest town and quickly clashes with Stella, the local pub owner with the voice of an angel… and a secret.
Written & performed by Katherine Bourne Taylor (Netflix is a Joke. Fest, Playbill Pick of the Edinburgh Fringe, Obsessed: A Comedy Show about Your Hyper-fixations), Directed by Ben Blacker (Thrilling Adventure Hour, The Writer's Panel, Dead Pilot's Society) and nominated for Best Solo Theater and the Denver Fringe Exchange Award at the 2026 Hollywood Fringe.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Bluebird Improv
Bluebird is a collective of comedians performing a completely improvised experience. Bluebird uses a short series of audience conversations to inspire the spontaneous, unhinged and beautifully hilarious comedy mayhem.
Scannell / Booster
In their groundbreaking new show, Brendan Scannell and Joel Kim Booster (two famous gay guys), along with some of the funniest friends (some famous, some gay and sometimes guys), do the impossible: perform 90 minutes of stand up comedy for you to enjoy. A show like this has never been done before and will likely never happen again, so you won’t want to miss it!
Michelle Collins: WAIT, WHY DON'T I KNOW YOU?
Michelle Collins - WAIT, WHY DON'T I KNOW YOU?
Michelle Collins: WAIT, WHY DON'T I KNOW YOU?
Michelle Collins - WAIT, WHY DON'T I KNOW YOU?
CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS
Professional actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF (Dead Eyes) performs a fully-improvised one-person show that pretends to be a real acting class.
Cruel Babes
Live-directed by Cirque Du Soleil front man John Gilkey (“Brilliant” - LA Times), the modern clown ensemble, Cruel Babes, invites the audience into a fever dream of physical comedy and extended absurdist composition for a new and once-in-a-lifetime ride each month. Featuring 12 top performers (comedians, actors and musicians), it is a direct descendent of the underground hit, Wet The Hippo – the show that kicked off LA’s modern clown scene back in 2012.
“Somewhere at the intersection of the sacred and the profane, of poetry and dire scatology, of clown and Dada, of community and exile, of fourth walls and no walls at all, lies Cruel Babes. Cruel Babes welcomes you to their family playroom for laughs, tears, and live-directed anti-theatrical chaos that is at its very least…absolutely not like anything else.” — Keith Fulton, Filmmaker (Lost In La Mancha)
HANDS! LA's Restaurant Play
Think The Bear but Emmy Browning is Jeremy Allen White and she’s actually cooking for you on stage. Upon arrival, guests will given the opportunity to participate in the story or to simply sit back and enjoy. HANDS! is a live cooking ensemble play where Chef Jay and her kitchen staff have to make the perfect potato bite for each audience member and plate it by the end of the show. Performed like a TV show, a camera operator will be following actors on and off stage so you can see the "back of house" experience. It will be like bing watched a limited series on HBO but it’s a play. Come full.
HANDS! LA's Restaurant Play
Think The Bear but Emmy Browning is Jeremy Allen White and she’s actually cooking for you on stage. Upon arrival, guests will given the opportunity to participate in the story or to simply sit back and enjoy. HANDS! is a live cooking ensemble play where Chef Jay and her kitchen staff have to make the perfect potato bite for each audience member and plate it by the end of the show. Performed like a TV show, a camera operator will be following actors on and off stage so you can see the "back of house" experience. It will be like bing watched a limited series on HBO but it’s a play. Come full.
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed! Every Saturday @ Midnight.
HANDS! LA's Restaurant Play
Think The Bear but Emmy Browning is Jeremy Allen White and she’s actually cooking for you on stage. Upon arrival, guests will given the opportunity to participate in the story or to simply sit back and enjoy. HANDS! is a live cooking ensemble play where Chef Jay and her kitchen staff have to make the perfect potato bite for each audience member and plate it by the end of the show. Performed like a TV show, a camera operator will be following actors on and off stage so you can see the "back of house" experience. It will be like bing watched a limited series on HBO but it’s a play. Come full.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
BELT! The 90s!
Let's face it: every comedian wants to be a rockstar and every rockstar is convinced they're a comedian, so let's bring the whole damn thing together with an evening of comedic storytelling and real ass singing!
In this show, each comedian tells a funny, vulnerable, possibly never-been-told 5 minute (ish) story inspired by a hit song from the 90s. Then we black out. Thunderous applause, as we slow fade up to our live band backing the comedian in a rousing rendition of that 90s hit. Lyrics are projected on screen encouraging the audience to BELT along!
5 Comedians. 5 Songs. 1 unforgettable night of music and comedy.
Frank Sriracha: Home is Where the Stage is
Frank Sriracha is the Wonderkid of the Sunset Strip. For decades, he has been dazzling audiences as the most celebrated cabaret legend this world has ever seen. Tonight, he is proud to accept his Lifetime Achievement Award. There will be a massive gala ceremony with an open bar and a free branzino dinner. All he has to do is give a five minute acceptance speech.
Holmes is Holmesick
Holmes is going to all the states she used to call home and doing some new standup :)
Holmes is Holmesick
Holmes is going to all the states she used to call home and doing some new standup :)
Yeti or Not!
Yeti or Not, here we come!
Yeti is one of LA’s premier improv teams and is also a group of biological siblings. Each show features two unique halves, one of them based on stories from our audience. Get ready for an evening of unparalleled unique fun inspired by you! Are you YETI for a good time?
Featuring:
Ally Beardsley, Devin Field, Victoria Longwell, Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama, Talia Tabin, Lou Wilson, Jacob Wysocki
*lineup subject to change*
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Gabe Mollica's "Solo: A Show About Friendship"
Gabe Mollica begins his critically-acclaimed off-Broadway show "Solo: A Show About Friendship" with a declaration: "I turned 30 and it occurred to me that I don't have any friends."
Over the next 70 minutes, Gabe dives deep into what it means to have friends in your 30s, his special relationship with Stephen Sondheim, working at a summer camp for children with chronic illnesses, and what happens when you break up with your best friend.
Making Love With David Magidoff
Turning your bad date stories into musicals since 2017!
Comedian and mushy-hearted Jew, David Magidoff (Dexter: New Blood, The Morning Show) interviews one real person from the audience & one real famous celebrity guest to share one good / bad / psychotic / existential love story, and then David and his friends turn it into a full blown improvised musical!
Fuck This Month (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
FUCK THIS MONTH is a monthly improv comedy show that aims to cure your misery by turning your shitty month into improv comedy. Toast this garbage month off by throwing up your middle finger and sharing what made it suck so royally. A cast of veteran comedians will take your stories of woe and spin them into comedy gold.
The Drillmaster
Conceived by Jenny Zigrino (Conan, Badass Bitches of History) and co-written with Caleb Zeringue (Luigi: The Musical), comes The Drill Master, a new comedic play about the life and times of the Prussian immigrant and gay polyamorous founding father of the United States, Baron Friedrich Wilhelm Von Steuben.
Whose Line Is It Anywho?
LA's finest long-form improvisers dive into a high-octane homage to everyone's favorite improv TV show. Come witness our very own 'Drew Carey' and see if the points really DO matter!
Dyke Storytelling
Dyke Storytelling is a multi-generational storytelling show where a queer person of every decade (20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s) tells a true story from their life.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
The Perimenopause Late Show
The Perimenopause Late Show is L.A.’s only late-night show all about perimenopause!
Mary “Peri” Sohn hosts a night of singing, laughing, and learning with our very special guest, Brooke Niss (Licensed Acupuncturist & Functional Medicine Practitioner) from Sterling Wellness!
Join us as we navigate midlife together—in the softest pants we own!
Cruel Babes
Live-directed by Cirque Du Soleil front man John Gilkey (“Brilliant” - LA Times), the modern clown ensemble, Cruel Babes, invites the audience into a fever dream of physical comedy and extended absurdist composition for a new and once-in-a-lifetime ride each month. Featuring 12 top performers (comedians, actors and musicians), it is a direct descendent of the underground hit, Wet The Hippo – the show that kicked off LA’s modern clown scene back in 2012.
“Somewhere at the intersection of the sacred and the profane, of poetry and dire scatology, of clown and Dada, of community and exile, of fourth walls and no walls at all, lies Cruel Babes. Cruel Babes welcomes you to their family playroom for laughs, tears, and live-directed anti-theatrical chaos that is at its very least…absolutely not like anything else.” — Keith Fulton, Filmmaker (Lost In La Mancha)
Kelly McCaughan: Catholic Guilt
After sold-out Edinburgh runs and an extended Off-Broadway run, Catholic Guilt returns to the Elysian for one night only.
Does daddy Jesus’s naked body on the cross make you wet? Spoiler alert: so will this show (seriously, there’s water).
In this deranged, fractured church service, Kelly McCaughan unpacks everything from losing her virginity in the most holy way to abortion to a bowling experience that leads to eternal damnation, and everything in between. Blending clown and bouffon, Catholic Guilt is a high-wire descent into sex, shame, and spectacle. Hang on tight - we’re riding sky daddy all the way to hell.
CONTENT WARNING: Nudity, language, triggering themes, sexual content
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Bluebird Improv
Bluebird is a collective of comedians performing a completely improvised experience. Bluebird uses a short series of audience conversations to inspire the spontaneous, unhinged and beautifully hilarious comedy mayhem.
The Baby Radio Mystery Hour
Back by popular demand, it’s The Baby! Tyler Walker and Lilliana Winkworth present two butt-spanking new Halloween adventures featuring everyone's favorite fictional crime-solving baby. With spine-chilling live Foley, the terrifying talents of LA's best comedians, and two butt-spanking new mysteries, the Baby Radio Mystery Hour is sure to scare the skeleton right out of you. Bring an extra set of diapers, cause these tales are sure to thrill, chill, and keep your bottle filled!
Stand Up and Clown
"HOTTEST TICKET IN LA COMEDY" - KCRW
"THE FATHER OF MODERN CLOWN IN LA" - THE LAIST
Yes, Heated Rivalry fans -- this is THAT Chad Damiani!
Come see him live direct six comics through a dazzling production of the award-winning clown play PIRATES OF NOWHERE.
Will these comics abandon their cheap tricks and bad habits -- and give the audience the dumbest and most epic performance of their lives? Or crumble under the ruthless pressure of the one-and-only Clown Boss?
It's the Cruelest Show in Clown.
Yeti or Not!
Yeti or Not, here we come!
Yeti is one of LA’s premier improv teams and is also a group of biological siblings. Each show features two unique halves, one of them based on stories from our audience. Get ready for an evening of unparalleled unique fun inspired by you! Are you YETI for a good time?
Featuring:
Ally Beardsley, Devin Field, Victoria Longwell, Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama, Talia Tabin, Lou Wilson, Jacob Wysocki
*lineup subject to change*
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
SQUIRM: A True Story
A surreal, autobiographical dark musical comedy about a musician's torrid love affair with their tapeworm. A rollercoaster of illness, sex, and spiritual self-discovery, you'll watch Mia and Squirm dance and sing and fart and poop their way towards healing.
The Doubleclicks
The Doubleclicks (Laser Webber and his sister Aubrey Turner) wrote silly songs about dinosaurs, Dungeons and Dragons, and Mr. Darcy. Silly. Light. Novelty! Their sibling harmonies and YouTube consistency led to a 10-year career of rocking Portland's smallest rooms from 2009-2019. Then... some things happened. Laser and Aubrey are back together this November with the same songs—which, in retrospect, tell in detail Laser's story of being a closeted trans, undiagnosed autistic, emotionally awesome guy, using pop culture and ukulele songwriting to cope with a challenging world. We can't wait to see you again, or for the first time! It'll be the same songs... with a few key changes.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Cruel Babes
Live-directed by Cirque Du Soleil front man John Gilkey (“Brilliant” - LA Times), the modern clown ensemble, Cruel Babes, invites the audience into a fever dream of physical comedy and extended absurdist composition for a new and once-in-a-lifetime ride each month. Featuring 12 top performers (comedians, actors and musicians), it is a direct descendent of the underground hit, Wet The Hippo – the show that kicked off LA’s modern clown scene back in 2012.
“Somewhere at the intersection of the sacred and the profane, of poetry and dire scatology, of clown and Dada, of community and exile, of fourth walls and no walls at all, lies Cruel Babes. Cruel Babes welcomes you to their family playroom for laughs, tears, and live-directed anti-theatrical chaos that is at its very least…absolutely not like anything else.” — Keith Fulton, Filmmaker (Lost In La Mancha)
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Stand Up and Clown
"HOTTEST TICKET IN LA COMEDY" - KCRW
"THE FATHER OF MODERN CLOWN IN LA" - THE LAIST
Yes, Heated Rivalry fans -- this is THAT Chad Damiani!
Come see him live direct six comics through a dazzling production of the award-winning clown play PIRATES OF NOWHERE.
Will these comics abandon their cheap tricks and bad habits -- and give the audience the dumbest and most epic performance of their lives? Or crumble under the ruthless pressure of the one-and-only Clown Boss?
It's the Cruelest Show in Clown.
Yeti or Not!
Yeti or Not, here we come!
Yeti is one of LA’s premier improv teams and is also a group of biological siblings. Each show features two unique halves, one of them based on stories from our audience. Get ready for an evening of unparalleled unique fun inspired by you! Are you YETI for a good time?
Featuring:
Ally Beardsley, Devin Field, Victoria Longwell, Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama, Talia Tabin, Lou Wilson, Jacob Wysocki
*lineup subject to change*
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Fuck This Month (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
FUCK THIS MONTH is a monthly improv comedy show that aims to cure your misery by turning your shitty month into improv comedy. Toast this garbage month off by throwing up your middle finger and sharing what made it suck so royally. A cast of veteran comedians will take your stories of woe and spin them into comedy gold.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Whose Line Is It Anywho?
LA's finest long-form improvisers dive into a high-octane homage to everyone's favorite improv TV show. Come witness our very own 'Drew Carey' and see if the points really DO matter!
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
1-800-SHOW
1-800-SHOW is your direct line to a show featuring comedy that is really good <3
Hosted by Kim & Aliya & Rachel, 1-800-SHOW features standup, exclusive screenings, live music, the exquisite art of hosting a comedy variety show, and more.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
MONOLOGIST: ANNA CAMP
IMPROVISORS:
Jon Daly
Keiko Agena
Lauren Holt
Rob Huebel
Hillary Anne Matthews
Monika Smith
Echo Kellum
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch
RON LYNCH hosts a fever dream of late night variety, featuring ANDRÉS du BOUCHET • NICK VATTEROTT • TONY SAM • ANDY C. RIDER • MICHAEL COLBY • BONNIE HE • music from HOTT MT
with DAVEY JOHNSON, MITCH KAMAIOPILI, and house band GOOF
Fuck This Month (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
FUCK THIS MONTH is a monthly improv comedy show that aims to cure your misery by turning your shitty month into improv comedy. Toast this garbage month off by throwing up your middle finger and sharing what made it suck so royally. A cast of veteran comedians will take your stories of woe and spin them into comedy gold.
Kap’s Funniest Friends
KAP’S FUNNIEST FRIENDS #5: 1 Year Anniversary Show!
Welcome BACK to the 5th installment of KAP’S FUNNIEST FRIENDS, a variety show featuring the bestest comedy, and performance hosted by your buddy Kap Taylor. It's like a house party, but with comedy, puppets, performance art, plays, music + essays.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Yeti or Not!
Yeti or Not, here we come!
Yeti is one of LA’s premier improv teams and is also a group of biological siblings. Each show features two unique halves, one of them based on stories from our audience. Get ready for an evening of unparalleled unique fun inspired by you! Are you YETI for a good time?
Featuring:
Ally Beardsley, Devin Field, Victoria Longwell, Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama, Talia Tabin, Lou Wilson, Jacob Wysocki
*lineup subject to change*
Tomorrow! w/ Ron Lynch
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed! Every Saturday @ Midnight.
Pornstars Are Funny (A Sketch Show) *IN-Person & Livestream*
Ever heard of Saturday Night Live? Ever wished they’d dump those frumpy old hosts for four fabulous pornstars? Wish no further. Cause it’s fucking happening. CHERIE DEVILLE, SHAWN ALFF, LITTLE PUCK, and YHIVI are four stunning pornstars who have never done sketch comedy before. Performing alongside them, MATT BARRETT MILLER, HANNAH BERKOWITZ, and CLARE JACKSON are three ugly comedy writers who have written this sketch show to prove to the world once and for all that… PORNSTARS ARE FUNNY!
Robot Karaoke
ROBOT KARAOKE is a live comedy show with songs you know and new lyrics no one ever has sung. Our custom system, THE WEIRD ALGORITHM, rewrites karaoke classics syllable-for-syllable using fragments of the internet.
We might sing OKCUPID PROFILES to the tune of "I WILL SURVIVE", NEGATIVE REVIEWS OF CANDY LAND to the tune of "SAY IT AIN'T SO", or any combination of song and text in the catalog.
At the main stage show (7:30pm), special guests from the music, entertainment and advanced karaoke research industries will bravely test the limits of the human mind's capacity for chaos.
At the late show (9pm), we'll migrate next door to the Skunk Room and open the stage to audience requests until closing time.
Come ready to sing. Leave ready to transcend the physical plane as a being of pure karaoke information.
CUTS FROM THE NY UNDERGROUND
A night of one acts, new works, and in-development pieces from New York City's underground playwrights hits Los Angeles. Featuring work by Phil Carroll, Alex Ferris, Jessica Marie Fisher, Joie Mitchell, and Wonderful Cringe. Produced by Max Temkin and Grayce Toon.
UNDERGROUND MONK SHOW WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW
Yes. You asked for it. Hot Monk Action. Stupid. Sexy. Sacred and profane. Failure and success. Good. A group of idiots have come together to make the greatest monk show you’ve ever seen.
*SOLD OUT* Lost Angels #8
Two Redditors meet to discuss shared nightmares of internet horror entity, The Hat Man... A virgin queen bee assumes human form and abducts a depressed labor organizer... A husband becomes frustrated when his wife adopts a man identifying as a dog...
Three original one-act plays exploring internet folklore, therian love triangles, labor politics, and the space between: these are the latest works in Lost Angels #8, Cool Cuts’ eighth installment of original one-act plays at The Elysian Theater. Featuring live interstitial tracks by Truther (7/24) and Brookelen (7/29)
UNDERGROUND MONK SHOW WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW
Yes. You asked for it. Hot Monk Action. Stupid. Sexy. Sacred and profane. Failure and success. Good. A group of idiots have come together to make the greatest monk show you’ve ever seen.
UNDERGROUND MONK SHOW WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW (LINK TO ALL DATES)
Yes. You asked for it. Hot Monk Action. Stupid. Sexy. Sacred and profane. Failure and success. Good. A group of idiots have come together to make the greatest monk show you’ve ever seen.
*SOLD OUT* Denouement: An Improvised Murder Mystery (IN PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Some of LA's best improvisational minds create and then solve a mystery before your very eyes!
Featuring: Siobhan Thompson, Alex Fernie, Dhruv Uday Singh, Vic Michaelis, Kimia Behpoornia, Grant O'Brien, John Milhiser, Jacquis Neal, Angela Giarratana, Cathryn Mudon, & Ele Woods
Stand Up and Clown
"HOTTEST TICKET IN LA COMEDY" - KCRW
"THE FATHER OF MODERN CLOWN IN LA" - THE LAIST
Yes, Heated Rivalry fans -- this is THAT Chad Damiani!
Come see him live direct six comics through a dazzling production of the award-winning clown play PIRATES OF NOWHERE.
Will these comics abandon their cheap tricks and bad habits -- and give the audience the dumbest and most epic performance of their lives? Or crumble under the ruthless pressure of the one-and-only Clown Boss?
It's the Cruelest Show in Clown.
UNDERGROUND MONK SHOW WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW
Yes. You asked for it. Hot Monk Action. Stupid. Sexy. Sacred and profane. Failure and success. Good. A group of idiots have come together to make the greatest monk show you’ve ever seen.
The Famous People Improv Show (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
Come see some of your favorite performers in a brand new show with a classic format. THE FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPROV SHOW is a fully improvised show that features a guest monologist who tells a few short, true, off-the-cuff stories from their life. The cast of improvisers (which includes many of LA's finest improvisors, SNL, Comedy Bang Bang, Dropout, Ghosts, Righteous Gemstones, Veep folks, etc) then perform scenes inspired by their stories.
If you can’t make it out in-person to The Elysian Theater, you can also stream the show and watch it as a VOD for the low, low price of $6!
Scannell / Booster
In their groundbreaking new show, Brendan Scannell and Joel Kim Booster (two famous gay guys), along with some of the funniest friends (some famous, some gay and sometimes guys), do the impossible: perform 90 minutes of stand up comedy for you to enjoy. A show like this has never been done before and will likely never happen again, so you won’t want to miss it!
Ron Lynch’s Tomorrow! 21st Anniversary Variety-Looza!
THIS PERFORMANCE OF THE TOMORROW SHOW IS AT 9:30 PM!!
In its 21st year of lauded late night lunacy! Hosted by Ron Lynch (Bob's Burgers, Corporate, Portlandia) and featuring a rotating roster of top comedians, specialty acts, musicians and performance artists -- It is not to be missed!
Fuck This Month & Holy Shit Improv (IN-PERSON & LIVESTREAM)
A night of improv comedy hosted by Fuck This Month and Holy Shit Improv featuring some of LA’s best comedians
FUCK THIS MONTH is a monthly improv comedy show that aims to cure your misery by turning your shitty month into improv comedy. Toast this garbage month off by throwing up your middle finger and sharing what made it suck so royally. A cast of veteran comedians will take your stories of woe and spin them into comedy gold.
HOLY SHIT IMPROV is an improv show featuring the best comedy talent in Los Angeles. Up-and-coming stars mix with improv legends to create an hour of comedy that will have you yelling, “Holy Shit!"
*lineup subject to change
*SOLD OUT* Erin Cholakian
Erin Cholakian is a comedian, improviser, and actress based in Los Angeles. Just like her name, she’s half Irish and half Armenian—so she’s got the gift of gab and she’s not afraid to use it. Her comedy is best described as chaotic good, she’s the girl at the party who always has the most insane stories and a hilarious way of recounting them.
Lost Angels #8
Two Redditors meet to discuss shared nightmares of internet horror entity, The Hat Man... A virgin queen bee assumes human form and abducts a depressed labor organizer... A husband becomes frustrated when his wife adopts a man identifying as a dog...
Three original one-act plays exploring internet folklore, therian love triangles, labor politics, and the space between: these are the latest works in Lost Angels #8, Cool Cuts’ eighth installment of original one-act plays at The Elysian Theater. Featuring live interstitial tracks by Truther (7/24) and Brookelen (7/29)
Silent Partners’ Picture Show
A Silent Movie Live Onstage! A poor lonely man. An extravagant bastard high up in the hills. A beautiful star on the cusp. And a train.
UNDERGROUND MONK SHOW WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW
Yes. You asked for it. Hot Monk Action. Stupid. Sexy. Sacred and profane. Failure and success. Good. A group of idiots have come together to make the greatest monk show you’ve ever seen.
American Boy Dolls
Inspired by the massive popularity of American Girl Dolls, their tragic histories and diverse trauma, introducing: American Boy Dolls! From abandoned orphans to criminalized children in poverty, American Boys demonstrate this nation’s variant cultures and violent past through customizable dolls available at a premium price. On this day, four quintessential American Boys - a Christian missionary, aspiring astronaut, ghost from Puritan New England, and “Jake” - unite under one singular goal: to become American Men.
This is a work-in-progress clown show & the second new work generated by The Law Offices during their 2026 Elysian Residency!
UNDERGROUND MONK SHOW WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW
Yes. You asked for it. Hot Monk Action. Stupid. Sexy. Sacred and profane. Failure and success. Good. A group of idiots have come together to make the greatest monk show you’ve ever seen.
UNDERGROUND MONK SHOW WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW
Yes. You asked for it. Hot Monk Action. Stupid. Sexy. Sacred and profane. Failure and success. Good. A group of idiots have come together to make the greatest monk show you’ve ever seen.